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Stuff I wrote all by myself: Nipples (19 Nov 03) Yet another piece published on Über. It's just the same as 'Re: Warning' below but with better punctuation. Cucumber (31 Oct 03) I had another piece published on Über ! Keen readers of this site (um, Pete?) will recognise this as an episode from 'Asylum Letters'. Recycling is good for the environment. Note: This piece has now been published in 'Voices From The Web vol 3', the 2005 UK Authors Anthology. Why not buy a copy and read it on real paper pages! UKauthors (01 Oct 03) Check out this site. I have some writing posted there, some of which is also here and some which isn't. Mysterious eh? ...and a piece that wasn't (24 June 03) I submitted this to Über but for some reason they didn't run it... Ode To A Robot (31 Oct 02) I had a piece published on Über ! The Wharf (7 July 02) And another brief fragment of nothing larger... Wild West (21 May 02) Another brief fragment of nothing larger... soulsound (20 Feb 02) A brief fragment of nothing larger... Two Cats In A Bag (15 Jan 02) I got bored at work and wrote this superfly fairytale to amuse a friend (the first five words popped into my head and it went from there). Visions In The Night (30 Oct 01) And secrets of the Universe.  Hypertext pieces: Re: FW: World Capitalism (25 Sept 03) Extension of an email joke. The ways of the world, in analogy. Random Spam Names (16 June 03) Ever needed to make up a name? Why tax your brain when spammers are emailing me with novel names all the time... "the man with the absurdly large penis" (31 Oct 02) An amusing look at the phrases people typed into search engines in order to arrive at my website. totalitarianpsychosis (5 Aug 02) Cutting and pasting beaurocratic artifacts of Owellian nightmare. > 15. What is my most annoying feature? (3 July 02) (AKA an inane corner of my love life meets the internet...) Re: Warning (30 May 02) Do not show him your nipples. Dreams transcribed: Air Raid (4 Sept 03) Confusion in the suburban warzone, saved by a Holden. World Cup Fever (15 June 02) "...I waved my slice in the air, distracting him at the vital moment..." Antipodean Vampire Invasion (25 May 02) Crashed on my friend's couch, waiting for morning. The Apple Man (14 April 02) Serial killer ruined my night out. Sketches Of Dread (24 Jan 02) London is getting to me. Naughty Monkey (7 Nov 01) Giant lizards, unrequited monkey-love... this one had it all. Adventures Of A Flat Earth Mercenary (Oct 01) Subconscious travelogue from the sleeping mind... Armed Robbery (11 Sept 01) My in-flight dream, en route from New York to London. I have a whole stack of dreams I wrote down while I was still in NZ, of which these are a sampling. The Barrister's Daughter And The Fish Diner At The Summit Of Reality And Sitars |
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